Holding on Hard

My Record Hold

By: Holding on Hard (31 Aug 2006, Thursday)

I had a really bad day at work and wanted a little evening fun; so I decided to play hold it. I had 40 ounces of water 1.5 hours ago and a couple of vodka tonics since. I am now a girl who has got to go! I am going to hold it as long as I can and then measure my capacity. My record is 1.1L. I will try to beat it without wetting on my nice hardwood floors. If I don't make it, you will probably hear the splash, as I really let it out when I go. Oohh my God, I am trying to hold it, but I want to pee. I refuse to loosen my belt or unbutton my jeans. Grown ups can hold it and I am a grown up, a 35 year old woman, director at a major corporation. I will not let the pulsing of my bladder control me. I decide to…