Hotboy

My Friend

By: Hotboy (31 May 2001, Thursday)

I went to school with this girl, Gina. She was 18, Hispanic and black, and she had one of the best bodies that God could ever have made. One night, she agreed to go out with me. We went to this restaurant – Michael Jordan’s in downtown Chicago. We must have gotten kind of tipsy at dinner, as we were both stumbling a bit afterwards. I started to notice that she seemed to be fidgeting as well, so I asked her if she was OK. She said yes. Ten minutes later, she whispered in my ear " Do you know where a bathroom is?" I knew that the closest one was about three blocks down in the Art Institute, and also that it was closed, but I told her that one was just down the street. So we walked, with her in front of me, and…