Sandman

The Benefits of Working Out

By: Sandman (31 May 2003, Saturday)

First– I should tell you that when the opportunity to discuss pee comes up I take it. It happens on occasion and that is how this story starts. I was with a unit of Army personnel that I am not regularly attached to. I happened to begin talking to the most attractive Specialist and the word PEE was tossed out during conversation. I won't bore you with all that led up to that point, let's just say I took the opportunity and "ran" with it. I usually try to relate something to myself or someone else that I know, and this time I used my ex–wife. Knowing that I could relate pregnancy to peeing, I told her how my ex hated to sneeze or laugh too hard because it would cause her to wet her pants, sometimes a small…